Glued To The TV

by Toxic Kid

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released July 7, 2015

J Toxic: Lead Vocals and Guitar
Bobby Toxic: Bass and Vocals
Gimpy: Drums and Vocals

Produced, Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered
By Justin Abel at Tone Lab Studios

All songs written by Toxic Kid*

All Rights Reserved

Recorded in Gresham, Oregon
March 20th – April 17th, 2015

Artwork by Jason Hastings
Layout by Andrew Hastings
Photos by Brittany Schoenfelder
Additional Instrumentation by Justin Abel, Monaco Fairbanks, Andrew Hastings, and Jason Hastings

*Dream Lover: written by Bobby Darin

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Track Name: Automatic Brat
Automatic Brat

I took her out to the city
A ritzy club she’s so pretty
Things are going good yeah
I gave all I could yeah
Her forlorn eyes well
They’re all misty

She’s a machine gun
She’s gonna shoot me down
A killer a real winner
But I can’t stand her act
Automatic brat

After our first kiss
We’re going steady
It’s heavy girl and I’m ready
Things are going good yeah
I gave all I could yeah
My dirty bird said the wrong three words
Don’t call me

She’s a machine gun
She’s gonna shoot me down
A killer a real winner
But I can’t stand her act
Automatic Brat
Track Name: Tears For Beers
Tears For Beers

My beer is losing bubbles
My tears reveal my troubles
You’re here but you don’t really care no more

My fears seem to double
My tears reveal my troubles
You’re here but you don’t really care no more

I love you and you love me but you don’t like me any more
You don’t like me any more
Track Name: Huntington Beach
Huntington Beach

I wanna be on a beach cruiser
Down in Huntington
Making my way on two wheels with the palm trees in the sun

Prop the bike up on its stand
Take a dip and lay in the sand
I really wish I was down in Huntington

I wanna be on I-5 South
Heading towards LA
Roll the windows down and flip on some tunes
Once I get past San Jose

Portland’s nice don’t misunderstand but
I’d be doing better with a board in my hand
I really wish I was down in Huntington
Yeah I really wish I was down in Huntington

Sunshine is calling
Calling my name
Now the only problem is where I will stay
But I won’t worry ‘bout all that until I’m on my way

Prop the bike up on its stand
Take a dip and lay in the sand
I really wish I was down in Huntington
Yeah I really wish I was down in Huntington
Track Name: Sweet Sixteen
Sweet Sixteen

It’s hard to live in a grown up world when I’m a kid and you’ve grown up girl
I talk to you it’s plain to see that you’re grown up and I’m still sixteen

Blame it on my chemical brain for keeping me at sweet sixteen

It’s hard to live in a grown up world when I’m a kid and you’ve grown up girl
I talk to you it’s plain to see that you’re grown up and I’m still sixteen

I’m a kid just squeaking by and
Yeah it’s hard no I won’t lie and
In the night sometimes I cry
Blame it on my chemical brain for keeping me at sweet sixteen
For keeping me at sweet sixteen
Track Name: Moving On
Moving On

It’s happening again
It’s happening again
It’s nothing new
Just another person to get used to
Not being around
Alright
Right on

One more night and you’ll be gone you said

Days will come and days will go and we both know that the nights a’int easy
This pain we feel needs time to heal
I’m moving on as I’m walking you to the door

I know times like these I need to be strong
Be a man and move myself along

I’m moving on
Track Name: Glued To The T.V.
Glued To The TV

Nothing to do outside
Watching tunes noon to midnight
Glued to the TV

Couch potato man I’m stuck
No one try to help me up
Glued to the TV

Told my folks I went to school
Friends reruns are always cool
Glued to the TV

TV on make it so
Cops and 90210
Glued to the TV
Go! Stop! Huh!
Track Name: Karate
Karate

Stop by the Minute Mart on my way to school
Derrick took my milk money and made me look a fool
Stepped in gum tracked it into class
I remembered last minute I forgot to study math

And then I saw my girl with another guy
I wanna kick his ass but I’m to scared to try
I guess return to my mediocre life
But I’ve got a plan in mind

I’ll take karate
See ya at the party
Dude she's a hottie
Tater tottie

Failed my math test that day at school
They sent me to the office and it totally wasn’t cool
Handed me a letter to give to my mom
Saying I was depressed and everything is wrong

Karate’s the answer to all my problems
Karate’s the answer to all my strife
Karate will get my grades in order
And a smoking hot wife
And it helps me sleep at night

I’ll take karate
Track Name: Monica
Monica

When I see you I just wanna hang out
Killing time with one another
Hanging out with each other
Taking jabs having laughs and everything else

So I’m taking the chance to ask you on a date
Say how ‘bout eight and don’t be late
But if you are I wont mind

Monica
You’re the one for me and you know I’m the one for you
Sweet sweet Monica
A promise straight from me so you know I will always be true
True to you

When I see you I just wanna hang out
Killing time with one another
Hanging out with each other
Taking jabs having laughs and everything else
Track Name: Do You Like Your Boyfriend
Do You Like Your Boyfriend

Do you like your boyfriend
I bet you think he’s cool and
I don’t wanna disrupt anything with you

But when I see your face
It brings a warmth into my heart and
I don’t even know where to start
To let you know how I feel
Or even know that this is real
So I will go and let it be
Pray in time that we will see
But until then I’ll ask you again
Do you like your boyfriend

Do you like your boyfriend
I bet you think he’s hot and
I will freely admit he’s everything I’m not

Do you like your boyfriend
Track Name: Berlinale
Berlinale

She wants to act on the TV shows
She’s gonna take it as far as it goes

A++ for Germany

No don’t go
Berlinale

She wants to eat all her vegetables
An angel a demon my inferno

She likes to dance and I wanna dance
She likes to drink and I wanna drink
Track Name: Plight Of The Man-Bun
Plight Of The Man Bun

Looking pretty whack like Samurai Jack
And I have to ask what for
Sporting a look Gwen Stefani had
Back in 2004

It’s in style
For a little while but
We think you look weird
Feeling so hot with your stupid top knot
But you look like a chick with a beard

Excuse me miss
You dropped this while we were standing in line
Disgruntled you asked “do I look like a girl?”
And I said “kinda from behind”
Track Name: Cretins Only
Cretins Only

We meet on Saturday nights
BYOB and fist fights
Leather jackets Chuck Ts and jeans
Unholy cretin utopia supreme

We’ve got a club with one rule
Cretins Only

If you’re not a cretin
Then you’ll probably be cheating
If you ever try to join
Track Name: I'm A Rat
I’m A Rat

I don’t stand a chance with her
Maybe in a different world
She’d opt to be my girl

I’m a rat
I’m a rat and there’s nothing you can do about that
I’m a boy I’m a kid I’m a scrub I’m a punk and
I’m hopelessly in love with a girl who’s beautiful and sweet
Track Name: Dream Lover
Dream Lover

Every night I hope and pray
A dream lover will come my way
A girl to hold in my arms
Know the magic of her charms

Because I want a girl to call my own
I want a dream lover so I don’t have to dream alone

Dream lover where are you with a love oh so true
And a hand that I can hold to feel you near as I grow old

‘Cause I want a girl to call my own
I want a dream lover so I don’t have to dream alone

Someday I don’t know how
I hope she’ll hear my plea
Someway I don’t know how
She’ll bring her love to me

Dream Lover until then I’ll go to sleep and dream again
That’s the only thing to do ‘till all my lover’s dreams come true

‘Cause I want a girl to call my own
I want a dream lover so I don’t have to dream alone

Please don’t make me dream alone
No no don’t make me dream alone
And I don’t wanna dream alone
Track Name: Girl Of My Dreams
Girl Of My Dreams

Gonna keep on waiting for you
‘Cause I got nothing better to do
Gonna keep on waiting for you whoever you are
Will you be a surfer girl
Teach me how to shoot the curl
Will you be a hippy chick
Dreadlocks and no pit-stick
All in all it won’t matter that much to me
‘Cause whoever you are you’re gonna be the girl of my dreams

I’m gonna keep on waiting for you
‘Cause I got nothing better to do
Gonna keep on waiting for you whoever you are

Maybe you’ll teach philosophy and
You’ll be way smarter than me
Maybe you will work at the zoo I’m a monkey so I’m perfect for you
All in all it won’t matter that much to me
‘Cause whoever you are you’re gonna be the girl of my dreams

I’m gonna try to stay true
I’ll do most anything for you
I’ll buy you the first four seasons of Friends
Put the seat down and wash my hands

Gonna keep on waiting for you
‘Cause I got nothing better to do
Yes I’ll keep on waiting for you whoever you are