Toxic Kid

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Lead Vox/Guitar – J Toxic
Lead Guitar/Vox – Sid Malicious
Bass/Vox – Tommy Tsunami
Drums/Vox – Gimpy

Additional instrumentation:
Rhodes Piano – Bobby Toxic
Electric Piano – Justin Abel
Percussion – Monaco Fairbanks

Produced, Engineered, and Mixed by Justin Abel

"Toxic Kid" was recorded in July, 2016 at Tone Lab Studios in Gresham, Oregon

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released March 21, 2017

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Track Name: A Funny Girl
Split my sides walkin’ down the street
Fell so hard, call the “Hall of Meat”

A funny girl

Drank too much on a Tuesday night
Puked up tacos, guacamole sides

A funny girl

She’s so fun and you gotta meet her
She’s my best last girl since the babysitter

A funny girl

She’s a card and you’re gonna love her
I can’t get enough of her under the covers

A funny girl
Track Name: Ariana
I really only have one wish:
To be the victim of your next kiss
We could be holding hands an locking lips together
You and I

Ariana, do ya wanna take a chance on me?

I really only have one dream
Where I like you and you like me
We could get ice cream an watch TV together
Sounds so swell

Ariana, do ya wanna take a chance on me?

Take a chance on me

Take a little chance
On a sweet romance
Take a chance on me

Ariana, do ya?
Ariana, do ya wanna take a chance on me?
Track Name: Final Frontier
You’re a real cool girl and you’re outta this world
I love you and you have to know
I’m an astronaut and the countdown’s on
I’m stranded and I have to go

When I’m in outer space
I’ll be dreaming of your face
And counting down the days ‘till I’m home with you

The sky is black and the world is but not as blue as me
And every wonder in the universe seems to pale to your beauty

When I’m in outer space
I’ll be dreaming of your face
And counting down the days ‘till I’m home with you

Three, two, one the countdown’s on
My rocket’s blasting off into the sun
Now in orbit a human satellite
And I’m so lonely every night
It’s so lonely every night

Round and round and round the world I go
I’m flying home to
Round and round and round the world I go
I’m flying home to you
Oh baby it’s true

And when I’m in outer space
I’ll be dreaming of your face
And counting down the days ‘till I’m home with you
‘Till I’m home with you
Track Name: Coconut Rum
I got piles of dirty clothes
But that’s the way it goes
The washing machine is broken
And so is the sink
Well, best of luck to me I hope you think

And those dirty dishes in the sink
Are from last week I think
I ran out of soap
And all motivation
Buy some coconut rum how ‘bout an endless vacation

I gotta clean up
I really mean it
This shit is something for Pig Pen
I wanna rip it
I wanna grip it
Like Tommy "hangin’ ten" when he rides that wave

When I get up in the morning
It’s always the same old thing
The neighbor’s dog is barking at the post again
Well, sometimes living life just don’t make sense

That night I said you look nice
Drank too much shoulda looked twice
I didn’t mean to go home with a man
But just like him I’m doing the best I can

I wanna meet up on the internet
I met Billy Jean on a sex cite
I wanna wear it
I wanna tear it
Wether it’s your face or my new ripped jeans
Track Name: Sophie is a Rat
Sophie is a rat and you know it’s true
You better dump her before she dumps you
Sophie is a rat and you know I’m right
She was kissing some dude on Friday night

Sophie is a rat

Sophie is a rat and she’s so uncool
She uses you as a ride to school
Sophie is a tramp and you know I’m right
Skinny dipping with the dudes on Friday night

Sophie is a rat

Sophie, she’s not a good girl
Sophie, she’ll wreck your whole world

Sophie is a rat
Track Name: Outta Beer
Got to the party, “what’s goin’ on?”
There’s liquor in the kitchen and a keg out on the lawn
A couple of cute girls, a few I didn’t know,
I wandered over to them and I asked them to the show

Then we ran outta beer
Then we ran outta beer, it’s clear
It’s time to vacate outta here, oh yeah

On my way home, stop by the store
To pick up “pizza pockets” and a rack of 24
Got back to the house to find people hanging out
There’s vomit on the couch and it smells like sauerkraut

Then we ran outta beer
Then we ran outta beer, it’s clear
It’s time to vacate outta here, oh yeah

It’s so clear
It’s time for us to go
It’s time for us to leave
It’s time for us to go

There is an extra case in the garage but… it’s Molson
Track Name: Black Boots
32 pairs of shoes
All black leather and not just boots
You look at them more than me
What can I say? I’ve got feelings
If you listen up I know you’d see
I just wanna be under your feet

I’m a footnote tramp
Prada stamp
Click your heels and you’re back on track
I’m a knee high boot
Money shoot
Trying to find new ways to say “I love you”
But there’s not too much a rat like me can do

Step on me when I get cute
‘Cause she wears black boots

I worship the ground on which
You step foot out on the strip
You cast a glance maybe my way
I’ve got feelings what can I say
If you listen up and hear my rant
I wanna be the soul that helps you stand

I’m a footnote tramp
Prada stamp
Click your heels and you’re back on track
I’m a knee high boot
Money shoot
Trying to find new ways to say “I love you”
But there’s not too much a rat like me can do

Sometimes I see you on Sunday afternoon
And I wonder if I did all I could do

Step on me when I get cute
‘Cause she wears black boots

I’m a footnote tramp
Prada stamp
Click your heels and you’re back on track
I’m a knee high boot
Money shoot
Trying to find new ways to say “I love you”
But there’s not too much a rat like me can do

Step on me when I get cute
‘Cause she wears black boots
Track Name: I Know You Really Like Me
Everything I heard about you was cool
Baby in the summer hit the swimming pool
I like to think about you
And I don’t wanna be without you, oh no

Kick off my shoes say something rude
You say that I’m a jerk
But I know you really like me
I know you really like me

Ooh baby baby you’re the sweetest fruit
Ooh baby baby you’re the cutest thing
What do you think of me?
Yeah,What do you think of me?

You say that I’m a jerk but I know you really like me

I know that you really like me
Track Name: Vertigo
Got home from school I really had to pee
Dropped my bags at the door and hurried hastily
Ran to the bathroom I was very unaware
There stood my dad shaving off his body hair

Got Vertigo

Got up early on a Saturday
Went downstairs and to my dismay
There stood my dad in all of his glory
“Dude, put on a robe I can see your balls”

Got Vertigo
Track Name: Troubled Thoughts
Wrote it down to get it outta my head
I can’t deal with the things that I want to instead

There’s a bunch of troubled thoughts in my head

Sometimes I explode or act like a dickhead
Distracted by all the shit I didn’t hear what you said

Troubled thoughts in my head

I know that you wanna see me doing better than I am
My mind’s made up don’t give a fuck, goddamn

Oooooh, Let's go
Track Name: Forever and Ever Okay
Don’t let go
Of that little bit of love
That you hold for me
In the stars above

I know that there’s still something here worth fighting for
If you hear knockin’ I’ll be at your door, oh yeah

Come outside into the night
We might run away together
We might laugh of we might fight
It could go either way
Come outside into the night
We might have some fun together
We might finally fall in love
Forever and ever okay

Forever and every okay
Oh, love goes forever okay
Track Name: Falling In Love
It won’t be the same when you finally go away
Break my heart see it in my eyes
The sadness that I try to hide

‘Cause I couldn’t help
Falling in love with you

And then on that day when you finally go away
Break my heart see it in my eyes
The sadness that I try to hide

‘Cause I couldn’t help
Falling in love with you

I fell in love with you it’s true
And there wasn’t much that I could do
And It’s no fun playing the fool
Who couldn’t help
Falling in love with you

Oh no I couldn’t help
Falling in love with you
Track Name: Stupid Cupid
Stupid Cupid shot me in the ass
I’m hoping and I’m praying that the feeling doesn’t last
My heart’s busted up like shattered glass
Stupid, soup-head Cupid shot me in the ass

Shot me in the ass that little twerp
Starting to believe that Love is a jerk
Starting to believe she don’t like me back
Kicked me in the balls like a “Hacky Sack”
Go!

Stupid Cupid shot me in the ass
I’m hoping and I’m praying that the feeling doesn’t last
My heart’s busted up like shattered glass
Stupid, soup-head Cupid shot me in the ass

Shot me in the ass that little twerp
Starting to believe that Love is a jerk
Starting to believe she don’t like me back
Kicked me in the balls like a “Hacky Sack”

Stabbed me in the back like “OJ Simp”
Feeling so down that my dick’s a shrimp
Feeling so down that I’m going home
To watch TV on the couch alone
Go!
Track Name: Sha La La
I’m gonna be alright
If you’re seen with another guy
Don’t you worry your pretty head
I’m gonna be alright

‘Cause I know that things between you and me didn’t really work out
Not gonna cry
Gonna be alright

And singin’ Sha la la la la la la lalalala
La la la la la la lalalala

I’m not gonna cry
You won’t find tears in these eyes
Don’t you worry your pretty head
I’m not gonna cry

‘Cause I know that things between you and me didn’t really work out
Gonna be alright
Not gonna cry

Don’t you know that
I love you so and
I’d do anything for you
Want you happy
Not feeling crappy
So girl go do what you gotta do

And singin’ Sha la la la la la la lalalala
La la la la la la lalalala
Track Name: Walk With Me
I love that you walk with me
Coconuts falling from the coconut tree
If there’s one thing I don’t believe
It’s that your walkin' with me

Nobody said it was gonna be easy
Love doesn’t come with a guarantee
For a time you were all alone
You got nowhere to go
Why don’t you walk with me?

I love that you walk with me
Track Name: Under The Coconut Tree
If you were my girl
We would sit and talk
Then take a nap
In my lazy hammock
We’d dream in ease
In the summer breeze
Swinging back and forth
Underneath the coconut trees

My heart’s got room
For a girl like you
And honestly
My bed does too
I think that we
Would make a great team
And we could play our games
Underneath the coconut trees

I wish that you
Were here with me
Sitting side by side
Under the the coconut tree
Life would simply be
A wonderful dream
Sitting there with you
Underneath the coconut tree

Sitting you and me
Underneath the coconut tree