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Toxic Kid

by Toxic Kid

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1.
A Funny Girl 01:10
Split my sides walkin’ down the street Fell so hard, call the “Hall of Meat” A funny girl Drank too much on a Tuesday night Puked up tacos, guacamole sides A funny girl She’s so fun and you gotta meet her She’s my best last girl since the babysitter A funny girl She’s a card and you’re gonna love her I can’t get enough of her under the covers A funny girl
2.
Ariana 01:52
I really only have one wish: To be the victim of your next kiss We could be holding hands an locking lips together You and I Ariana, do ya wanna take a chance on me? I really only have one dream Where I like you and you like me We could get ice cream an watch TV together Sounds so swell Ariana, do ya wanna take a chance on me? Take a chance on me Take a little chance On a sweet romance Take a chance on me Ariana, do ya? Ariana, do ya wanna take a chance on me?
3.
You’re a real cool girl and you’re outta this world I love you and you have to know I’m an astronaut and the countdown’s on I’m stranded and I have to go When I’m in outer space I’ll be dreaming of your face And counting down the days ‘till I’m home with you The sky is black and the world is but not as blue as me And every wonder in the universe seems to pale to your beauty When I’m in outer space I’ll be dreaming of your face And counting down the days ‘till I’m home with you Three, two, one the countdown’s on My rocket’s blasting off into the sun Now in orbit a human satellite And I’m so lonely every night It’s so lonely every night Round and round and round the world I go I’m flying home to Round and round and round the world I go I’m flying home to you Oh baby it’s true And when I’m in outer space I’ll be dreaming of your face And counting down the days ‘till I’m home with you ‘Till I’m home with you
4.
Coconut Rum 01:52
I got piles of dirty clothes But that’s the way it goes The washing machine is broken And so is the sink Well, best of luck to me I hope you think And those dirty dishes in the sink Are from last week I think I ran out of soap And all motivation Buy some coconut rum how ‘bout an endless vacation I gotta clean up I really mean it This shit is something for Pig Pen I wanna rip it I wanna grip it Like Tommy "hangin’ ten" when he rides that wave When I get up in the morning It’s always the same old thing The neighbor’s dog is barking at the post again Well, sometimes living life just don’t make sense That night I said you look nice Drank too much shoulda looked twice I didn’t mean to go home with a man But just like him I’m doing the best I can I wanna meet up on the internet I met Billy Jean on a sex cite I wanna wear it I wanna tear it Wether it’s your face or my new ripped jeans
5.
Sophie is a rat and you know it’s true You better dump her before she dumps you Sophie is a rat and you know I’m right She was kissing some dude on Friday night Sophie is a rat Sophie is a rat and she’s so uncool She uses you as a ride to school Sophie is a tramp and you know I’m right Skinny dipping with the dudes on Friday night Sophie is a rat Sophie, she’s not a good girl Sophie, she’ll wreck your whole world Sophie is a rat
6.
Outta Beer 02:02
Got to the party, “what’s goin’ on?” There’s liquor in the kitchen and a keg out on the lawn A couple of cute girls, a few I didn’t know, I wandered over to them and I asked them to the show Then we ran outta beer Then we ran outta beer, it’s clear It’s time to vacate outta here, oh yeah On my way home, stop by the store To pick up “pizza pockets” and a rack of 24 Got back to the house to find people hanging out There’s vomit on the couch and it smells like sauerkraut Then we ran outta beer Then we ran outta beer, it’s clear It’s time to vacate outta here, oh yeah It’s so clear It’s time for us to go It’s time for us to leave It’s time for us to go There is an extra case in the garage but… it’s Molson
7.
Black Boots 02:37
32 pairs of shoes All black leather and not just boots You look at them more than me What can I say? I’ve got feelings If you listen up I know you’d see I just wanna be under your feet I’m a footnote tramp Prada stamp Click your heels and you’re back on track I’m a knee high boot Money shoot Trying to find new ways to say “I love you” But there’s not too much a rat like me can do Step on me when I get cute ‘Cause she wears black boots I worship the ground on which You step foot out on the strip You cast a glance maybe my way I’ve got feelings what can I say If you listen up and hear my rant I wanna be the soul that helps you stand I’m a footnote tramp Prada stamp Click your heels and you’re back on track I’m a knee high boot Money shoot Trying to find new ways to say “I love you” But there’s not too much a rat like me can do Sometimes I see you on Sunday afternoon And I wonder if I did all I could do Step on me when I get cute ‘Cause she wears black boots I’m a footnote tramp Prada stamp Click your heels and you’re back on track I’m a knee high boot Money shoot Trying to find new ways to say “I love you” But there’s not too much a rat like me can do Step on me when I get cute ‘Cause she wears black boots
8.
Everything I heard about you was cool Baby in the summer hit the swimming pool I like to think about you And I don’t wanna be without you, oh no Kick off my shoes say something rude You say that I’m a jerk But I know you really like me I know you really like me Ooh baby baby you’re the sweetest fruit Ooh baby baby you’re the cutest thing What do you think of me? Yeah,What do you think of me? You say that I’m a jerk but I know you really like me I know that you really like me
9.
Vertigo 01:04
Got home from school I really had to pee Dropped my bags at the door and hurried hastily Ran to the bathroom I was very unaware There stood my dad shaving off his body hair Got Vertigo Got up early on a Saturday Went downstairs and to my dismay There stood my dad in all of his glory “Dude, put on a robe I can see your balls” Got Vertigo
10.
Wrote it down to get it outta my head I can’t deal with the things that I want to instead There’s a bunch of troubled thoughts in my head Sometimes I explode or act like a dickhead Distracted by all the shit I didn’t hear what you said Troubled thoughts in my head I know that you wanna see me doing better than I am My mind’s made up don’t give a fuck, goddamn Oooooh, Let's go
11.
Don’t let go Of that little bit of love That you hold for me In the stars above I know that there’s still something here worth fighting for If you hear knockin’ I’ll be at your door, oh yeah Come outside into the night We might run away together We might laugh of we might fight It could go either way Come outside into the night We might have some fun together We might finally fall in love Forever and ever okay Forever and every okay Oh, love goes forever okay
12.
It won’t be the same when you finally go away Break my heart see it in my eyes The sadness that I try to hide ‘Cause I couldn’t help Falling in love with you And then on that day when you finally go away Break my heart see it in my eyes The sadness that I try to hide ‘Cause I couldn’t help Falling in love with you I fell in love with you it’s true And there wasn’t much that I could do And It’s no fun playing the fool Who couldn’t help Falling in love with you Oh no I couldn’t help Falling in love with you
13.
Stupid Cupid 01:02
Stupid Cupid shot me in the ass I’m hoping and I’m praying that the feeling doesn’t last My heart’s busted up like shattered glass Stupid, soup-head Cupid shot me in the ass Shot me in the ass that little twerp Starting to believe that Love is a jerk Starting to believe she don’t like me back Kicked me in the balls like a “Hacky Sack” Go! Stupid Cupid shot me in the ass I’m hoping and I’m praying that the feeling doesn’t last My heart’s busted up like shattered glass Stupid, soup-head Cupid shot me in the ass Shot me in the ass that little twerp Starting to believe that Love is a jerk Starting to believe she don’t like me back Kicked me in the balls like a “Hacky Sack” Stabbed me in the back like “OJ Simp” Feeling so down that my dick’s a shrimp Feeling so down that I’m going home To watch TV on the couch alone Go!
14.
Sha La La 01:50
I’m gonna be alright If you’re seen with another guy Don’t you worry your pretty head I’m gonna be alright ‘Cause I know that things between you and me didn’t really work out Not gonna cry Gonna be alright And singin’ Sha la la la la la la lalalala La la la la la la lalalala I’m not gonna cry You won’t find tears in these eyes Don’t you worry your pretty head I’m not gonna cry ‘Cause I know that things between you and me didn’t really work out Gonna be alright Not gonna cry Don’t you know that I love you so and I’d do anything for you Want you happy Not feeling crappy So girl go do what you gotta do And singin’ Sha la la la la la la lalalala La la la la la la lalalala
15.
Walk With Me 01:59
I love that you walk with me Coconuts falling from the coconut tree If there’s one thing I don’t believe It’s that your walkin' with me Nobody said it was gonna be easy Love doesn’t come with a guarantee For a time you were all alone You got nowhere to go Why don’t you walk with me? I love that you walk with me
16.
If you were my girl We would sit and talk Then take a nap In my lazy hammock We’d dream in ease In the summer breeze Swinging back and forth Underneath the coconut trees My heart’s got room For a girl like you And honestly My bed does too I think that we Would make a great team And we could play our games Underneath the coconut trees I wish that you Were here with me Sitting side by side Under the the coconut tree Life would simply be A wonderful dream Sitting there with you Underneath the coconut tree Sitting you and me Underneath the coconut tree

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Lead Vox/Guitar – J Toxic
Lead Guitar/Vox – Sid Malicious
Bass/Vox – Tommy Tsunami
Drums/Vox – Gimpy

Additional instrumentation:
Rhodes Piano – Bobby Toxic
Electric Piano – Justin Abel
Percussion – Monaco Fairbanks

Produced, Engineered, and Mixed by Justin Abel

"Toxic Kid" was recorded in July, 2016 at Tone Lab Studios in Gresham, Oregon

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released March 21, 2017

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