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Glued To The TV

by Toxic Kid

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1.
Automatic Brat I took her out to the city A ritzy club she’s so pretty Things are going good yeah I gave all I could yeah Her forlorn eyes well They’re all misty She’s a machine gun She’s gonna shoot me down A killer a real winner But I can’t stand her act Automatic brat After our first kiss We’re going steady It’s heavy girl and I’m ready Things are going good yeah I gave all I could yeah My dirty bird said the wrong three words Don’t call me She’s a machine gun She’s gonna shoot me down A killer a real winner But I can’t stand her act Automatic Brat
2.
Tears For Beers My beer is losing bubbles My tears reveal my troubles You’re here but you don’t really care no more My fears seem to double My tears reveal my troubles You’re here but you don’t really care no more I love you and you love me but you don’t like me any more You don’t like me any more
3.
Huntington Beach I wanna be on a beach cruiser Down in Huntington Making my way on two wheels with the palm trees in the sun Prop the bike up on its stand Take a dip and lay in the sand I really wish I was down in Huntington I wanna be on I-5 South Heading towards LA Roll the windows down and flip on some tunes Once I get past San Jose Portland’s nice don’t misunderstand but I’d be doing better with a board in my hand I really wish I was down in Huntington Yeah I really wish I was down in Huntington Sunshine is calling Calling my name Now the only problem is where I will stay But I won’t worry ‘bout all that until I’m on my way Prop the bike up on its stand Take a dip and lay in the sand I really wish I was down in Huntington Yeah I really wish I was down in Huntington
4.
Sweet Sixteen It’s hard to live in a grown up world when I’m a kid and you’ve grown up girl I talk to you it’s plain to see that you’re grown up and I’m still sixteen Blame it on my chemical brain for keeping me at sweet sixteen It’s hard to live in a grown up world when I’m a kid and you’ve grown up girl I talk to you it’s plain to see that you’re grown up and I’m still sixteen I’m a kid just squeaking by and Yeah it’s hard no I won’t lie and In the night sometimes I cry Blame it on my chemical brain for keeping me at sweet sixteen For keeping me at sweet sixteen
5.
Moving On 04:29
Moving On It’s happening again It’s happening again It’s nothing new Just another person to get used to Not being around Alright Right on One more night and you’ll be gone you said Days will come and days will go and we both know that the nights a’int easy This pain we feel needs time to heal I’m moving on as I’m walking you to the door I know times like these I need to be strong Be a man and move myself along I’m moving on
6.
Glued To The TV Nothing to do outside Watching tunes noon to midnight Glued to the TV Couch potato man I’m stuck No one try to help me up Glued to the TV Told my folks I went to school Friends reruns are always cool Glued to the TV TV on make it so Cops and 90210 Glued to the TV Go! Stop! Huh!
7.
Karate 03:05
Karate Stop by the Minute Mart on my way to school Derrick took my milk money and made me look a fool Stepped in gum tracked it into class I remembered last minute I forgot to study math And then I saw my girl with another guy I wanna kick his ass but I’m to scared to try I guess return to my mediocre life But I’ve got a plan in mind I’ll take karate See ya at the party Dude she's a hottie Tater tottie Failed my math test that day at school They sent me to the office and it totally wasn’t cool Handed me a letter to give to my mom Saying I was depressed and everything is wrong Karate’s the answer to all my problems Karate’s the answer to all my strife Karate will get my grades in order And a smoking hot wife And it helps me sleep at night I’ll take karate
8.
Monica 03:07
Monica When I see you I just wanna hang out Killing time with one another Hanging out with each other Taking jabs having laughs and everything else So I’m taking the chance to ask you on a date Say how ‘bout eight and don’t be late But if you are I wont mind Monica You’re the one for me and you know I’m the one for you Sweet sweet Monica A promise straight from me so you know I will always be true True to you When I see you I just wanna hang out Killing time with one another Hanging out with each other Taking jabs having laughs and everything else
9.
Do You Like Your Boyfriend Do you like your boyfriend I bet you think he’s cool and I don’t wanna disrupt anything with you But when I see your face It brings a warmth into my heart and I don’t even know where to start To let you know how I feel Or even know that this is real So I will go and let it be Pray in time that we will see But until then I’ll ask you again Do you like your boyfriend Do you like your boyfriend I bet you think he’s hot and I will freely admit he’s everything I’m not Do you like your boyfriend
10.
Berlinale 02:07
Berlinale She wants to act on the TV shows She’s gonna take it as far as it goes A++ for Germany No don’t go Berlinale She wants to eat all her vegetables An angel a demon my inferno She likes to dance and I wanna dance She likes to drink and I wanna drink
11.
Plight Of The Man Bun Looking pretty whack like Samurai Jack And I have to ask what for Sporting a look Gwen Stefani had Back in 2004 It’s in style For a little while but We think you look weird Feeling so hot with your stupid top knot But you look like a chick with a beard Excuse me miss You dropped this while we were standing in line Disgruntled you asked “do I look like a girl?” And I said “kinda from behind”
12.
Cretins Only 01:35
Cretins Only We meet on Saturday nights BYOB and fist fights Leather jackets Chuck Ts and jeans Unholy cretin utopia supreme We’ve got a club with one rule Cretins Only If you’re not a cretin Then you’ll probably be cheating If you ever try to join
13.
I'm A Rat 01:19
I’m A Rat I don’t stand a chance with her Maybe in a different world She’d opt to be my girl I’m a rat I’m a rat and there’s nothing you can do about that I’m a boy I’m a kid I’m a scrub I’m a punk and I’m hopelessly in love with a girl who’s beautiful and sweet
14.
Dream Lover 02:30
Dream Lover Every night I hope and pray A dream lover will come my way A girl to hold in my arms Know the magic of her charms Because I want a girl to call my own I want a dream lover so I don’t have to dream alone Dream lover where are you with a love oh so true And a hand that I can hold to feel you near as I grow old ‘Cause I want a girl to call my own I want a dream lover so I don’t have to dream alone Someday I don’t know how I hope she’ll hear my plea Someway I don’t know how She’ll bring her love to me Dream Lover until then I’ll go to sleep and dream again That’s the only thing to do ‘till all my lover’s dreams come true ‘Cause I want a girl to call my own I want a dream lover so I don’t have to dream alone Please don’t make me dream alone No no don’t make me dream alone And I don’t wanna dream alone
15.
Girl Of My Dreams Gonna keep on waiting for you ‘Cause I got nothing better to do Gonna keep on waiting for you whoever you are Will you be a surfer girl Teach me how to shoot the curl Will you be a hippy chick Dreadlocks and no pit-stick All in all it won’t matter that much to me ‘Cause whoever you are you’re gonna be the girl of my dreams I’m gonna keep on waiting for you ‘Cause I got nothing better to do Gonna keep on waiting for you whoever you are Maybe you’ll teach philosophy and You’ll be way smarter than me Maybe you will work at the zoo I’m a monkey so I’m perfect for you All in all it won’t matter that much to me ‘Cause whoever you are you’re gonna be the girl of my dreams I’m gonna try to stay true I’ll do most anything for you I’ll buy you the first four seasons of Friends Put the seat down and wash my hands Gonna keep on waiting for you ‘Cause I got nothing better to do Yes I’ll keep on waiting for you whoever you are

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released July 7, 2015

J Toxic: Lead Vocals and Guitar
Bobby Toxic: Bass and Vocals
Gimpy: Drums and Vocals

Produced, Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered
By Justin Abel at Tone Lab Studios

All songs written by Toxic Kid*

All Rights Reserved

Recorded in Gresham, Oregon
March 20th – April 17th, 2015

Artwork by Jason Hastings
Layout by Andrew Hastings
Photos by Brittany Schoenfelder
Additional Instrumentation by Justin Abel, Monaco Fairbanks, Andrew Hastings, and Jason Hastings

*Dream Lover: written by Bobby Darin

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